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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Sometimes, my job messes with my head (lol, who knew massaging so many knots could twist your brain, rite?) but every knot I unknot makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb, just like in that movie – "The Hurt Locker." Explosive mayhem, yeh, but in a zen kinda way. And dang, I feel like a secret agent, savin’ the stressed souls one massage at a time. We come in peace.

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